UMMM. jason is one of those happy ending massage people, dick is his client ~~kingchips
(XD Sorry, this didn’t turn out Jason/Dick at all… but it is very slashy… just not that pairing)
Jason was pissed.
damian/steph — they both secretly love bad ninja movies -kingchips
“That is ridiculous! Ninjas are supposed to be masters of stealth—no one with half a brain would consider such a move covert,” Damian scoffed and shook his head.
Ask Fic List so far
the robins + titus as the scooby doo gang.
colin and damian as disney channel original movie stars.
damian is on a dating show. his choices are dick, colin, or steph.
all of the robins at their yearly get together, playing an extreme game of duck-duck-goose
dick/damian: school au, dick is helping damian with his science project
damian/steph — they both secretly love bad ninja movies
UMMM. jason is one of those happy ending massage people, dick is his client
dick/damian: school au, dick is helping damian with his science project — kingchips
“Wait—aren’t we supposed to be working on your science project?” The older boy panted, face flushed and hair damp from sweat.
“We are Grayson,” Damian smirked, just as worked up as he reached for the other’s cheek with his hand. “Body temperature.”
all of the robins at their yearly get together, playing an extreme game of duck-duck-goose — kingchips
(not exactly AU, but still the image was too funny)
“Next time we should probably play a nice inside game, like go fish or something,” Steph suggested, knowing full well not only would the results probably be similar, but also that no one was listening to her.
“KICK HIM IN THE NUTS LITTLE D!” Jason shouted and fist pumped the air, completely ignoring the girl next to him as he focused on the fight.
“How dare you call me a goose Drake—if I am a goose, you are a week old omelet!” Damian continued to slash his sword in the direction of his predecessor with gritted teeth.
“It’s how you play the stupid game you maniac!” Tim snapped and dodged the attacks, using everything he had in him not to attack the younger boy.
“Damian, he’s telling the truth,” Dick tried once more to get between them before Damian pushed him out of the way.
“No, it’s another one of Drake’s sneaky methods to get rid of me,” Damian lunged, managing to cut Tim’s arm.
“That’s it you little freak!”
Dick’s pleads for peace were drowned out by the ensuing chaos and shouting by the younger boys, and Jason’s enthusiastic encouragement of Talia’s son.
“GO FOR HIS LEGS DAMIAN! That’s it!” Jason clapped as he fell over laughing.
Stephanie sighed “I’m going to go get Alfred.”
damian is on a dating show. his choices are dick, colin, or steph. — kingchips
“How am I supposed to choose?”
“Just pick the one you want to be with, sir.”
“No, cretin I understand that—but be with them for what? What is the mission? I need more information on it before I can possibly choose the appropriate partner, or if I even require one. The questions that have been posed have been no help at all.”
colin and damian as disney channel original movie stars. -Kingchips
“We’re soaring, flying, there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach!”
“I told you Colin,” Damian threw the towel he’d been using to dry his hair at his costar’s head. “I don’t want to hear that crap off of set any more than I already have to!”
“But I heard you humming it in the shower…”
miscella asked: Bruce/Clark in Jersey Shore.
“So, any chance of you and me getting some private time later?”
“Clark, put your shirt down.”
“…is that a yes or a no?”
outofthecavern asked: Cat!Dick/Jason. Jason trolling of course ;D
This is not what you wanted, and I suck at humor. XD Hope you enjoy this anyway…
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“What did you just say?”
The tiny brown cat on Dick’s lap pushed its head up against Dick’s hand to get him to pet it again. It was unusual that Jason had invited him to his apartment. It was stranger to find he had taken in a stray cat. The fact that the little thing was so affectionate was also a big surprise. But Dick had to have heard Jason incorrectly just now.
“Oh didn’t I tell you?” Jason grinned, his tone of voice overly casual, which usually meant anything but casual with Jason. He opened the tin of catfood and dumped it into the bowl at the edge of the kitchen. The cat leaped from Dick’s lap the second it heard the creak of the metal separating. It landed on the coffee table and jumped again towards the kitchen. The feline then dove to gobble up the mushy mess in its bowl. Jason smirked at his pet, tossed the empty can into a bin, and strolled back into the living room. “I named the cat Dick.”
Jason smirked at Dick’s suspicious look, and plopped down beside his adoptive brother on the couch.
“Why?”
“I thought you’d be flattered.” Jason wrapped an arm around the older man and pulled him closer than was probably comfortable. “It’s always climbing and jumping off of things, what else could I name it?”
“Oh,” Dick looked back towards the cat with a frown. “Okay…”
“Plus, it keeps shoving its butt in my face.”
Fics I Must Write
1. Creepy!Stalker!Tim fic for amberspirit, because I promised and said I would write one before I even got a tumblr. And we share the same twisted mind. And I have been talking about it for way too long.
2. Something kinky and porny for misssynph, because she is fantastic and awesome and already wrote me several things.
3. Fic based on one of Quixy’s pictures (most likely one of the ones with Dick in a collar or bondage).
4. Fic based on one of Kaciart’s pictures (one of the Damian/Dick ones).
5. Kitty!Dick fic or Pet!Dick fic
Not to mention finishing up the last of this story for school…
…I have a feeling I’m forgetting something else. Am I?
I am getting frustrated with wayne-manor’s ask box, so here comes the first fic I’ve written in longer than I’d like to admit…
Here’s KinkyKitty’s ask porn, which I now have to give a title….
Boy Wonder’s Dream
Rating: M
Warning/Trigger: Dick’s Robin, though his age is…
Alan liked my first fic in the DC Fandom!
XD I still think i’m a bit rusty, but hopefully I’ll get more confident with these!
And can get a stalker!Timmy fic out soon….
This was supposed to be anon but…
I am getting frustrated with wayne-manor’s ask box, so here comes the first fic I’ve written in longer than I’d like to admit…
Here’s KinkyKitty’s ask porn, which I now have to give a title….
Boy Wonder’s Dream
Rating: M
Warning/Trigger: Dick’s Robin, though his age is never specified.
Pairing: Bruce/Clark/Dick
Writing Stalker!Tim fic…
And I realize I don’t know Tim as well as I thought. Well, personality wise I think I’ve mostly got him (at least his personality as it will be for the fic), but his canon history… I’m writing and I suddenly stop and think “wait, what if the comics blatantly said something different about this once and I missed it?”
Now granted, I know different authors have different takes on different characters, but still… I’d like to keep this as true-to-Tim as possible… or at least not get any facts completely wrong…
So now I’ve got dc.wikia open and reading all I can about Tim (specifically right before and after he became Robin, since that’s what the fic’s talking about right now, and also trying to find out when specifically Tim started living at Wayne manor, or it’d be believable that he was spending nights there).
I’m probably over-thinking this, and half the stuff I’m researching won’t be in the fic or be that important or I’ll be able to work around but still…
I’m nervous, and I’d hate for my first DC fic to be incorrect when referencing CANON facts… DAMMIT TIM.
